Not A Sausage

Well, a deafening silence from the gallery viewers! Not a single comment! Either no-one gives a shit, or everyone is too embarrassed to admit watching. Or both! Can i say a warm thank you to everyone for your resounding indifference. At least I know how this relationship works!
Normal service will be resumed shortly.

The Origin Of The Brain

Found this and was dying to share. And then I watched it! See the image of Beaker that appears at the beginning? I guarantee that after watching all of this clip, your expression will be the same!



I managed 4 minutes of this before my little brain exploded. So apparantly, we're all from bacteria? This guy must've met my relatives. (Obvious gag, sorry people!) You will all be pleased to hear too, that there a series of these videos! Yippety-yay!!

FaceBook Review

In an alternate universe, I joined facebook...



Yeah, think I'll still pass on joining, thnx.

Meet Micho Russell...

I can hardly understand a word this chap says, but his music doesn't half speak...

Chec-Neck

You know what they say, "Big neck... 

...big scarf".

Circle The Cat

Here's a game to kill your brain. Click on the circles to encircle the cat. That's it. Please don't blame me if you end up playing this all day! (I did!) Click on HERE to play!!

Oh Joy!

Not Just Another Brick In The Wall

Kinda Inception meets Blairwitch...



Actually, I've found scarier things down the pub, mostly in the urinals, but I'll save those stories for another day. "Always leave them wanting more!!"

Competition Tinme...

Can you spot the I.T. guy...?

A Quantum Of Physics

Found this on my drunk wanderings. Can't remember why I'm sharing it, but there you go, I'm a fascinating melting pot of ideas, I'm an enigma, sometimes silly, sometimes deep.



Ooh, click on through and there's a video titled "Dry ice farts when you cut it". Someimes deep...

Beware Of Slapheads With Goatees

Bit weird this one.Worth a watch though!

Jetstream Lovers

Cheap gag, but his expression makes this just marvellous!

The Lowercase a-Team

Ah the internet, how much do I love thee? Let me count the ways!
Now, first off I found this charming little picture a year or two ago...

Lovely stuff, I think you'll agree! But it doesn't end there! Today, I found the bloody trailer! It looks like this half-pint team actually made the freakin' movie!!

I really hope this clip works on the site, as I've deleted some of the waffle off the code! Suckers!

Can You Tell Me How To Get...

Sometimes Mildly Obscene

Ah the confessions of a librarian! What a story that would be! Well, for starters, someone has been vandalising the books and putting slightly different images on the covers. Ooh, cheeky!



It's a rip-roaring world in there, aint it! Sheesh.
P.S. This clip was shamefully pilfered from a slightly new and slightly odd little blog I like, MoundsAndCircles. Pop along and expand! (Not like that, you dirty boy!)

Meet Tex...

Can't be arsed to figure out his second name. It's just a gimp with a gun. And, oh dear, he shoots himself. Sorry, spoiler alert! Enjoy Tex "discharging his load" in his pants, we've all been there...



Just a shame he doesn't keep his gun in his hat.

Is That An Oomphalapompatronium In Your Pocket...?

So what's in your shed? Is it an old man in a beard waiting to squeeze your horn? Of course it is!



P.S. Is this meant to be sexy? Cos it took me forever to "empty my reservoir" to this video...

Wish he was your doctor...?