25 Jul 2012

The Gif That Keeps On Giffing

Trailer Time

Here's a teaser of the superman film, Man Of Steel, sadly not out until next year...



Looks smart! Well it couldn't be any worse than the last boring one, could it.

1 Jul 2012

Easter Island Heads Have Bodies!

Dunno if you all already know this, or care, but I only just found out and thought it was kinda cool. These big-headed bastards have full bodies, extending down many, many feet into the ground of the island. The Easter Island Statue Project has been carefully excavating two of 1,000-plus statues on the islands – doing their best to uncover the secrets of the mysterious stones, and the people who built them.



Cool stuff. Keep on digging guys, because I'm patiently waiting for you to excavate the whole cat underneath the pyramids over in egypt. What, never heard of them? Shame on you!

28 Jun 2012

A Banana In A Hat - Part II

For those who have been waiting, wait no more! The second epic in this series is finally here...



Part I HERE.

I Can't Reach My Balls Anymore



I could watch this for hours.

New Dinosaur Species Discovered!

Yes it was me! So call it a mark-osaurus! I found the specimen in a local budget store, treating my youngest son to a quality toy. £1.99 aint too much for my kids. Just about. Anyway, the label clearly says Natureworld, and the little fellah certainly always embraces a new creature, his bedroom is veritably full of sea creatures and dinosaurs...


So naturally he loves his new addition to his kiddies zoo. I'm just slightly at a loss as to explain what page in his dinosaur encyclopedia to turn to. Can anyone help us identify this particular specimen, as my edition seems to clearly miss a page or two...

26 Jun 2012

Batman/Frogman?

Most of the time, people make the strangest of correlations, usually it's newspaper journalists desparate for a headline. MMR vaccine scares to name but one. But sometimes, somebody makes one that is sheer brilliance! It's now painfully clear that christian bale is kermit. Go see the whole evidence of pictures HERE.



6 Jun 2012

R.I.P. Ray Bradbury

Today is a sad day. The world has lost a wonderful man.



This one's for you sir... CLICK

26 May 2012

Phoenix Reborn

Almost 20 years ago, actor River Phoenix died from a whopping drug overdose at the age of 23. When he died, he was in the middle of filming Dark Blood, and the movie was never released. Now in 2012, it’s finally been completed and will be released...

Level 43

12 May 2012

Meet... Melvin

Don't show this to your kids, as they will want you to make one.



Ah... I think I'm going to be busy for a while...

1 May 2012

Meet... Boo Bass

A post for my 5 year old who loves Mikey. Okay okay, it's for me really!

25 Apr 2012

17 Apr 2012

Meet... Gwyn

Think I've posted this before, but I don't care, this touching rendition is always worth a watch...

14 Mar 2012

Too Drunk For...

Way back in the colourful eighties, when I started watching comedy, one of my staple feeds was from French & Saunders. Don't pull that face, they were marvellous. Aanyway, they had a "house-band" called Raw Sex, who were also bloody marvellous. If not better. And here's a sketch they did to advertise their musical talents for hire...





And here they are doing a nice little ditty with Kirsty MacColl...





As you can see, I've given up pandering to the internet viewers just looking for titty references. Although ironically, typing that last sentence will no doubt bring at least 5 teenagers looking for some bouncing knocker action. Oh god, and that sentence. Never mind, fuck 'em.
P.S. I've got a TV one-off special of The Raw Sex story on video cassette. Kind of Spinal Tap, on valium. If anyone can furnish me with the know-hox to get this VHS onto youtube, I'll willingly upload it. Not that anyone reads this far down, anyway. Sod you all!!!! (Yes, I'm drunk)
P.P.S. Don't think french & Saunders were/are funny? Sod off, I'm posting them too...



P.P.P.S. Don't like/know Kirsty MacColl? Double sod off, I'm bloody playing her as well!



P.P.P.P.S. Did I mention that I'm drunk. (And all these PP's has made me need the toilet...)

7 Mar 2012

21 Feb 2012

How To Be A Winner!!!

Take the tips from the champ... the champ of solitaire!
(I guarantee you'll love this!)



BOOOM!!!

17 Feb 2012

Death Of The Towers



This commercial was made to promote renewable energy. Sadly I fear they're wasting their time. One of the scariest thoughts about the future is that the world will be full of leaky nuclear power plants. Nice place for my kids to grow up in. Hey, enough of my moaning, more silly videos please...