Behold the healing powers of polyester!! Bit of faith-healing now, from one of the best!
Has he got quiffy hair? Check!
Has he got a white suit? Check!
Has he got absolutely no grip on reality whatsoever? Check!!
Slightly sinister undertones to this performance, which I suppose is inevitable with this kind of puritanical piffle-peddling pap. Nice and camp though!
Go on my son, twat those gullible fatties! Thwack!!
I like to think maybe he's just got a very sweaty jacket and they don't like the whiff!
I find I can achieve similar results with the wife and a pair of my pants.