For The Dad's...

The best advice I can add is from Jim Jefferies... "Try not to be a cunt".

The Four Bottles Of Life...

.

Happy Father's Day!

To all those fellow suffering dad's out there, here's to you! Hope you're doing something as lovely as this guy is, on our one little day!! Raaarr!!!!

Going Down Or Getting Down?

I wanna go!!!!

Aaaaah! My Pressie For Father's Day!

Talking of making things, my son made this lovely creation from the heart today...

It means he loves me. I think.

Corny...

...but funny!

YouTube Comments

I love Adam buxton, (used to hate him but that's a long story!), I love youtube, and I love the copious amounts of frothy lager in my belly right now. So that said, here's tonights post!

Happy Families

Is it wrong to love this picture?

Name That Pun...

Any takers...?

Withnail & R2

Ah the perfect student mash-up! When an out-of-work droid finds himself far from his natural habitat of Camden, thrown deep into a galaxy far far away, it does nothing to dampen his quest for cake, tea and the finest wines available to humanity...



"Of course he's the fucking farmer!"
If you fancy the next installment, with Danny as Yoda and his camberwell carrot, then click HERE.

Firelight

Yes, I'm sad, but I've found another cool lamp! And yes, as always, there's bad news... it's 130 Euros. If you're crazy and rich, then go buy it HERE! (Buy me one too!)

Why Do Birds Sing?

Now an absolutely lovely rendition of a Carpenter's classic from Welsh TV...



I almost wet myself every time I watch this, (and get very very strange looks off the missus in the process). Click through to youtube to find more silliness from the hilarious John Sparkes.

I Whip My Head Back And Forth

Bit of Russian talent now, nothin I'm sure to do with their nuclear spillages in the past.
I did this once as well, whilst watching Chris Tarrant on TV. I couldn't find the remote.



Prr-tshh!!!!!

Ooooo... It's The Prez!!!

Canine Capers

Another silly clip! Comes courtesy of our horror friend Dr Cyclops.
(Don't worry, the dog don't get torn up or anything nasty!)



The comments are just as silly too, quite a little row starts all because of this one someone put:

THIS IS FAKE!!!!!! THE DOG ISN'T ACTUALLY TALKING!! I CAN TELL BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN DOGS IN PERSON AND THEY JUST GO WOOF AND SUCH. FAKE FAKE FAKE!!

It's Festival Time

Yes yes, it's time to get on your wellies and get dancing in that muddy field!
No thanks. Did it once, and even wore only a bloody bandana on my head with bovva boots and ripped black jeans, flashing my skinny bits to Rolf Harris and Jamiroqui. Nice.
Anyway, here's a marvellous song about why it's a good idea to stay away from the whole affair.




I love this song! It almost made it onto my Desert Island Discs! In fact this clip made me stop hating Adam & Joe, I love 'em now. Check out their BBC 6Music podcast on itunes, it's a belter.

Twat Of The Week

I had a fantastic image of a sexually repressed deviant posing in ill-fitting, ill-fashioned clothes lined up for today, but I just came across this video of quite a bigger twat indeed. Watch this coke-fuelled rant and tell me you don't want to punch him in the face...



How can anyone talk so much without saying a single iota of value is beyond me.
What a twat.