Name That Pun...

Any takers...?

Withnail & R2

Ah the perfect student mash-up! When an out-of-work droid finds himself far from his natural habitat of Camden, thrown deep into a galaxy far far away, it does nothing to dampen his quest for cake, tea and the finest wines available to humanity...



"Of course he's the fucking farmer!"
If you fancy the next installment, with Danny as Yoda and his camberwell carrot, then click HERE.

Firelight

Yes, I'm sad, but I've found another cool lamp! And yes, as always, there's bad news... it's 130 Euros. If you're crazy and rich, then go buy it HERE! (Buy me one too!)

Why Do Birds Sing?

Now an absolutely lovely rendition of a Carpenter's classic from Welsh TV...



I almost wet myself every time I watch this, (and get very very strange looks off the missus in the process). Click through to youtube to find more silliness from the hilarious John Sparkes.

I Whip My Head Back And Forth

Bit of Russian talent now, nothin I'm sure to do with their nuclear spillages in the past.
I did this once as well, whilst watching Chris Tarrant on TV. I couldn't find the remote.



Prr-tshh!!!!!

Ooooo... It's The Prez!!!

Canine Capers

Another silly clip! Comes courtesy of our horror friend Dr Cyclops.
(Don't worry, the dog don't get torn up or anything nasty!)



The comments are just as silly too, quite a little row starts all because of this one someone put:

THIS IS FAKE!!!!!! THE DOG ISN'T ACTUALLY TALKING!! I CAN TELL BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN DOGS IN PERSON AND THEY JUST GO WOOF AND SUCH. FAKE FAKE FAKE!!

It's Festival Time

Yes yes, it's time to get on your wellies and get dancing in that muddy field!
No thanks. Did it once, and even wore only a bloody bandana on my head with bovva boots and ripped black jeans, flashing my skinny bits to Rolf Harris and Jamiroqui. Nice.
Anyway, here's a marvellous song about why it's a good idea to stay away from the whole affair.




I love this song! It almost made it onto my Desert Island Discs! In fact this clip made me stop hating Adam & Joe, I love 'em now. Check out their BBC 6Music podcast on itunes, it's a belter.

Twat Of The Week

I had a fantastic image of a sexually repressed deviant posing in ill-fitting, ill-fashioned clothes lined up for today, but I just came across this video of quite a bigger twat indeed. Watch this coke-fuelled rant and tell me you don't want to punch him in the face...



How can anyone talk so much without saying a single iota of value is beyond me.
What a twat.

I Wanna Wal*Mart!!

Just found one of the most addictive websites going! Oh, quite a claim, I know.
Click on PEOPLE OF WALMART to giggle at the over-weight, over-dosed, and over-dressed patrons of America's finest supermarket! I really need to stop looking, mm, maybe...

Just Did It.

Hardcore Parkour

Is it silly? Yes! Is it funny? Yes! Then stick it on!
Can't help thinking I wanna be in this little clip too...

Twat Of The Week

Better late than never, here is a special Easter Twat Hunt. Happy hunting kids!

Poor bunny doesn't look happy at all does he?!

World Peas

As John once said... give peas a chance.

What Did You Eat Today?

Haitians are having to feeding their children dirt cookies to survive. DIRT cookies.
That is fucked up.



Seriously fucked up.

Jim Jefferies On Religion

This guy's a bit brutal, but he is good. Yes, he is going over well-trodden arguments, but he does it well. Those who agree and are in the 21st century may be interested to know he also has a hilarious podcast, Talkin Shit, over on itunes, which is even more brutal!



P.S. Try not to be a cunt.

Souveneir Shop

Ah The Royal Wedding is almost upon us! You've bought your commemorative tea-towel, check. You've bought you're commemorative  biscuit selection, check. Still feel inadequate? Hmm, well how about the following tasteful ideas. First up is the the perfect manicure option, The Royal Wedding Nail Decals! Just don't pick your nose with them on, it wouldn't be right...

Nice, eh? Still wanna go that little bit further? Well, how about going all the way, balls deep one might say, with The Crown Jewels, Condoms Of Distinction. Oh yes. As they so eloquently put it... "Lie back and think of England". Pure class! See their website HERE.

Make mine "King Size" please! (Prr-tshh!!!)