23 Mar 2011

Granddad came round yesterday, unfortunately there was a bit of an incident with his piles.

Don't laugh, that'll be my arse one day.


  1. What do you mean 'one day'? Don't forget I used to share a toilet with you, you shitty arsed cunt!

  2. That was kids play compared to what fell out of my arse last week. It was like a whole load of Quality Streets' strawberry delights had exploded out my pipe. Jesus, I thought I'd shat out my spleen...