26 Mar 2011

The Finger Of Jesus

I've just enearthed a mountain of Jesus sightings in various places, one of them was actually in a mountain, but this one stands head and shoulders above the rest....

...anyone tempted now to become a Kit-Katholic? (Prr-tshh!!!) Seems to be an interesting avenue that Nestle are going for here though. With Easter only a few weeks away, they should ditch selling all these chocolate eggs, and just go for making a chocolate Jesus. You could even use them at Communion.. "The body of Christ, now with a soft caramel centre!"
Oh it's easy to mock, I know, but Jesus c'mon! If you're gonna go around sticking your face in biscuits then at least go for something like a bloody Wagon Wheel!

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