Heard of Kevin Turvey? No, didn't think so. It's a wally character he used to do in the early 80's, who had his own TV Special once called "The Man Behind The Green Door".
Anyway this you either know and don't care about this, or don't know and don't care.
Point is, you're wrong... it was marvellous.
Enjoy a bit of silly classic silliness...
Lesson over. Ooooooo-oooh!!