Are you cool? Are you? Check out these three clips to see.
Question 1: Are you a Nathan Barley? Do you keep it foolish?
Question 2: Are you in a band? Are you a bedroom philosopher?
Question 3: Look in the mirror. Are you a dickhead?
If the answer to all three questions is yes, then please please kill yourself.
Stick a tube up your own rectum and chow down on brown till you drown.