X-Factor? Shove it up your arse.
That's certainly what this "plucky" chap did, back in good ol' 1925. Take it away Gus Visser..
What a motherducker! (Nearly works) Thought maybe if he had a slightly younger duckling on each finger, he could've had a full scale and played quite a merry little tune! Perhaps "Don't Duck Back In Anger"? Sorry. Awful jokes, I know, but get used to it!