Meet Micho Russell...

I can hardly understand a word this chap says, but his music doesn't half speak...

It's Festival Time

Yes yes, it's time to get on your wellies and get dancing in that muddy field!
No thanks. Did it once, and even wore only a bloody bandana on my head with bovva boots and ripped black jeans, flashing my skinny bits to Rolf Harris and Jamiroqui. Nice.
Anyway, here's a marvellous song about why it's a good idea to stay away from the whole affair.




I love this song! It almost made it onto my Desert Island Discs! In fact this clip made me stop hating Adam & Joe, I love 'em now. Check out their BBC 6Music podcast on itunes, it's a belter.

Wear Sunscreen

Found this song on one of my old compilation tapes, Baz Lurhmann's "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)", full of simple advice which is still as relevant and inspiring as when I first heard it...

Charlie Says...

When I was a youngster, this is how we used to do it. Deal with it.

Kids... don't take drugs.

Karaoke For The Deaf

Marvellous stuff now from the brilliant David Armand. Any fans of this one should sniff about on youtube where he's done a couple more. There's even a version of this he did with the lovely Natalie herself. Phwoaarrr!!

One day when I write something funny I want him to be in it. (As long as he hasn't retired by then)

Santa's Message

Fuck you if you don't like Chistmas.

Enough said.

Peter Lorre Peter Lorre Peter Lorre

Going out on a limb here, and will probably lose my three viewers with one daft clip, but this is my new favourite song, about one of the finest dudes from way back...

...and no, I've no idea what the lobster is doing here either.

Chemical Party Anyone?

No, not one of those parties. This is strictly for geeks only.
Naturally I went ..and made a complete Arsenic of myself.

My ex-girlfriend turned up too, dressed as Uranium. Think I may have over-reacted a bit...

(Prr-tshhh!!!!)



Kevin Turvey

Lesson time kids. Heard of Rick Mayall? Well done. Give yourself a tick!
Heard of Kevin Turvey? No, didn't think so. It's a wally character he used to do in the early 80's, who had his own TV Special once called "The Man Behind The Green Door".
Anyway this you either know and don't care about this, or don't know and don't care.
Point is, you're wrong... it was marvellous.
Enjoy a bit of silly classic silliness...

Lesson over. Ooooooo-oooh!!

100 Dollar Bills Ya'll!

This is how they do it in Alabama. The home of drive-by's and bitch-ho's.

The hood's certainly been good to this fly boy. (They have a Wendy's on every street corner)

Does it feel good in your hood tonight?

Finger-Ducking Good

X-Factor? Shove it up your arse.
That's certainly what this "plucky" chap did, back in good ol' 1925. Take it away Gus Visser..

What a motherducker! (Nearly works) Thought maybe if he had a slightly younger duckling on each finger, he could've had a full scale and played quite a merry little tune! Perhaps "Don't Duck Back In Anger"? Sorry. Awful jokes, I know, but get used to it!

DJ Format

There seems to be one or two individuals who think this cat is "not hip to the groove", or "down wid the hommies". Well let me tell you siree bob that I got more more street than milton keynes. Oh yes, and they've got a lot of streets. So... quit yo jibber jabber and get down to the beat, ya bunch of mo-fo's.

Kick it.

Fucking Tony Hadley

This is pure class... please try not to wet yourself.

Visit the man's site here and enjoy more... http://www.touretteskaraoke.com/