Firelight

Yes, I'm sad, but I've found another cool lamp! And yes, as always, there's bad news... it's 130 Euros. If you're crazy and rich, then go buy it HERE! (Buy me one too!)

Souveneir Shop

Ah The Royal Wedding is almost upon us! You've bought your commemorative tea-towel, check. You've bought you're commemorative  biscuit selection, check. Still feel inadequate? Hmm, well how about the following tasteful ideas. First up is the the perfect manicure option, The Royal Wedding Nail Decals! Just don't pick your nose with them on, it wouldn't be right...

Nice, eh? Still wanna go that little bit further? Well, how about going all the way, balls deep one might say, with The Crown Jewels, Condoms Of Distinction. Oh yes. As they so eloquently put it... "Lie back and think of England". Pure class! See their website HERE.

Make mine "King Size" please! (Prr-tshh!!!)

Shopping Time!

Seen this and thought of you guys! It's a nifty little camera, only 2 megapixels but it also records video. I am bursting to play with one, but can't exactly justify buying one. So... guess what my 4 year-old is getting for his birthday next month!! It aint that expensive anyway, the cheapest I seen it is £15 on lovely lovely eBay! It runs on a MicroSD card and charges directly through your computer ...nnice! Go on, admit it, you want one, don't you!

Shopping Again

Need need need need need need need need need need need.....



Thank christ I've got kids so I can blame them for me buying these!!

Xmas Gadgets

Have you done all your christmas shopping then? Got everyone decent gifts? Or have you just stopped off at the local store and bought a multi-pack of condoms to share out? Nice!

Make mine banana flavoured please!

Well if you haven't quite finished getting those special items yet, then check out the latest hi-tech gadget out this year, the new Mactini...

I love new technology, don't you?!

Dear Santa... I've Been A Good Boy!

I'm writing my list for Christmas, and these are a definite need...
First off I want a new rug that looks like a stamp. Who doesn't?
It's a must for every rug-licker in town! To be honest I just want it so I can watch my cat drag it's arse across Her Madge's face and bring a smile to my mine! (But not hers, sadly)
Buy it from the site here (if you have a spare grand or two)

Right, next on my list? Why, only a new shiny knob of course! This will brighten up any glory-hole activities this, it's a door-knob that shows exactly what is going on inside the room...



Have a good ol' perv of your nan on the bog, or simply keep an eye on the wife with this smashing new invention! Check it out here.

What else is on my Santa-list? Well, a sausage sandwich for breakfast off Nigella Lawson would certainly kick my Christmas morning off to a good start. Failing that, I'll settle for a simple gulp.

This is the nerdiest thing I have ever seen. And this comes from someone who owns a periodic table tea-towel. Click here for a "klein bottle" bottle opener. For the "normal" viewers... a Klein bottle is a non-orientable one-sided mathematical manifold, (two mobius strips joined together) a shape with its outside also on the inside. It contains itself. Look, I like maths shit, so go fuck yourself okay?! (Just like a Klein bottle in fact)