Twat Of The Week

I had a fantastic image of a sexually repressed deviant posing in ill-fitting, ill-fashioned clothes lined up for today, but I just came across this video of quite a bigger twat indeed. Watch this coke-fuelled rant and tell me you don't want to punch him in the face...



How can anyone talk so much without saying a single iota of value is beyond me.
What a twat.

Twat Of The Week

Better late than never, here is a special Easter Twat Hunt. Happy hunting kids!

Poor bunny doesn't look happy at all does he?!

Twat Of The Week

It's not every day you see a zombie winnie the pooh twat is it? Is it??

That's gotta be the biggest camel-toe I have ever seen!

Twat Of The Week

It's another "Spot The Twat" competition this week folks!

(Answer: It was the one in the silly shirt.)

Twat Of The Week

Our intrepid twat is just about to skin a squirrel. And borrow the fur to finish off his moustashe.

Twat Of The Week

This one's a biggie!!!

(For those not in the know his name is Biggins... hence the pun)

And in case you were wondering... yes that is a fruit you can see!

Twat Of The Week

Time we had a bit of glamour on this feature, don't ya think?

Now I don't know about you, but there's something about a lady wearing a pair of glasses that really gets my pulse racing! And what red-blooded man doesn't enjoy a sexy peep-hole bra, eh? Come on! (Disclaimer: scrolling down is not for the faint hearted)

Phwoaarrr!!!!! Who wants to see her Tw*t Of The Week?!
I imagine there's quite a sight to see if she is wearing matching crotchless panties.
Be like a big burst bag of offal...

Twat Of The Week

Quite simply entitled "The Twat And The Cat"

Never trust a man who tucks his shirt into his pants.

Twat Of The Week

Is it a bird? No!

Is it a plane? No, it's a truck!

Yes I know it's not Superman. And yes, I know it's not Wonderwoman either.

But he can stop bullets.

With his fat arse.

Twat Of The Week

Since it's festive time, think we should stick with the bad sweater theme.
This guy gets my vote as the Perviest Twat at the annual staff party...

I reckon his chat-up line is "Ladies, I see you admiring my jumper snake, well... how would you like to see my trouser snake? Oh yes!"
Greasy twat.
P.S. I've just noticed what he's leaning on. Very funny, snakes and ladders.
Stupid greasy twat.

Twat Of The Week

Ah the golden days of Channel 4! For our viewers abroad who regrettably are quite oblivious to the phenonemom that is Countdown, this is a T.V. word game show that has been on our screens since 1982. Contestants battle it out to win a dictionary. Oh yes.

Sadly the snazzy jumpers seen here have dried up in the past few years, this image is from the halcyon days when a twatty celebrity guest was guaranteed every day either in the shape of the pithy Gyles Brandreth or the pissy Richard Stilgoe.

Take your pick as to which one is this weeks twat.



Twat Of The Week

It's "Spot The Twat" competition this week folks, and I've set you all a real tricky one!

(Hint: You're looking for the one with ridiculous headwear)

"One day a mild-mannered man was bitten by a radio-active twat and turned him into... SUPER-TWAT!!!"