A Disgrace To The Human Species

Sniff up a quick line of Richie! It's the good shit!

Guess What Mood I'm In Today...

Beware Of Slapheads With Goatees

Bit weird this one.Worth a watch though!

Jim Jefferies On Religion

This guy's a bit brutal, but he is good. Yes, he is going over well-trodden arguments, but he does it well. Those who agree and are in the 21st century may be interested to know he also has a hilarious podcast, Talkin Shit, over on itunes, which is even more brutal!



P.S. Try not to be a cunt.

It's Lecture Time!

Here's an interesting lecture on the science of morality. No don't skip on to the next post about poo or something, stay here!! It's a TED lecture, they have people talk about all kinds of cool and interesting ideas. Click on TED to visit their site and see the full list. This one is by Sam Harris, a neuroscientist and religious critic, talking about the question of morality outside the world of religion and inside the world of science and reason. Trust me, it's interesting...



UPDATE:
Just been trawling through all the TEDTalks, (there's 926 of them!), and picked out the ones which I found interesting for ya! The following one is A MUST, really gets you thinking... It's sociologist Sam Richards talking about empathy...



Here are some more talks you may enjoy...
james randi takedown of psychic fraud,  clear as ever,
michael shermer on believing strange things, a fun debunker,
beau lotto optical illusions, shows how we are all flawed,
richard dawkins on our queer universe, simply the guv'nor,
dan dennett's response to rick warren, a jolly philosopher!
I know probably none of you will watch all these videos, but at least try the Sam Richards one!
End of lecture. Class dismissed!

The Finger Of Jesus

I've just enearthed a mountain of Jesus sightings in various places, one of them was actually in a mountain, but this one stands head and shoulders above the rest....

...anyone tempted now to become a Kit-Katholic? (Prr-tshh!!!) Seems to be an interesting avenue that Nestle are going for here though. With Easter only a few weeks away, they should ditch selling all these chocolate eggs, and just go for making a chocolate Jesus. You could even use them at Communion.. "The body of Christ, now with a soft caramel centre!"
Oh it's easy to mock, I know, but Jesus c'mon! If you're gonna go around sticking your face in biscuits then at least go for something like a bloody Wagon Wheel!

Christ, Your Breath Stinks!

One might actually say you've got "holy-tosis" (You can actually buy these mints HERE!)

Meet The Worst Person In The World...

Bar none. This is one of the most appalling clips I have seen in a long time. No jokes for this video, I just simply wanted to show how twisted some peoples little minds can get. One of our Gallery viewers is from Japan, so I apologise for bringing this evil persons opinion into view, but can't I help thinking that there won't ever be one single atheist who spouts or even thinks shit like this...



PS My eyes are open madam, and the evil I see is coming from you. God is love, ay? And all those that say otherwise will burn in hell?? Well kindly pass me my smoking jacket.

UPDATE: Turns out this horrible girl did this for a laugh, or an "art performance". What I can't figure out is whether or not this makes her even more of an evil cretin or not? Hmm, tricky one...



P.S. She says she's "fed up of pizza" because her address was posted by attackers on the internet, and people were getting hundreds of pizzas delivered to her to annoy her. Can't help wondering if something browner would have been more in order...

Meet A.C. Grayling...

The man is one of the great thinkers of our times. bit like myself, obviously.
Anyone who thinks philosophy is of a low value, please watch this and then tell me again...



Search more on this man and his teachings, and you not regret it.

Meet... Reverend Eldon

Bloody marvellous! Click HERE for a little interview about his recent Edinburgh show.

It's Fun To Stay At The...

What Are You Looking For?

If it's the face of jesus, then I'm sorry you're wrong.

What you should be correctly looking for is the butter.

Big Brother Will Get Back To You...

Galileo once said "The Bible shows the way to go to heaven, not the way the heavens go."
Here is a quick sermon from Professor Hitchens.



The quality of his content should hopefully make up for the quality of the video footage.

Open Your Hymn Books Now Please...

Amen!

Holy Jesus

No, I haven't been staring at dogs arses all night. But maybe now I will!

Oh I feel touched! For the religious people out there, please feel free to kiss this...

Do you think people will hold religious vigils at this? I wouldn't light any candles though guys...

Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned

Oh sweet baby jesus, guess what I've just found. Only a sweet baby jesus.
A sweet baby jesus... butt plug. I shit you not.
And you would indeed not shit with this little holy thing shoved up your... thingy hole.

I urge everyone to pop along to this lovely website, Divine Interventions, where all your "persuations" are catered for, from the "jackhammer jesus" (remember: feet first on this one), to the Moses tickler (watch him part the pink sea!). Just watch out for burning bushes on that last one.
There's even a death-shaped dildo! Think this will be the one to finish you off!
Oh I love the internet!!

Benny Hinn And His Amazing Healing Jacket

Behold the healing powers of polyester!! Bit of faith-healing now, from one of the best!
Has he got quiffy hair? Check!
Has he got a white suit? Check!
Has he got absolutely no grip on reality whatsoever? Check!!
Slightly sinister undertones to this performance, which I suppose is inevitable with this kind of puritanical piffle-peddling pap. Nice and camp though!




Go on my son, twat those gullible fatties! Thwack!!
I like to think maybe he's just got a very sweaty jacket and they don't like the whiff!
I find I can achieve similar results with the wife and a pair of my pants.

It's time I added someone to my list of comedy greats. Today I present... GEORGE CARLIN.

Born in America 1937, this man was doing stand-up since 1960 right up to the year he died in 2008. Not too widely known over here, save for the savvy connisseurs, in the U.S. he was heralded as one of the outspoken mavericks of comedy. Politics, religion, language and taboos were his source, and provided him with his fuel for his freight train of anger, humour and logical rants. In 1978 he was arrested for his routine all about the "Seven Dirty Words", such "was" the retardedness of the government.
This man was, plain and simple, a stand-up comedian of undiluted acerbity for decades. This is my favourite clip, where he outlines the ridiculous notion of religions...

This is bookmarked as essential viewing for my children, once I can edit the swearing out!
Well the oldest is only 4!  Don't really wanna explain what a cock-sucker is yet.
Maybe next year. He does however know the definition of an idiot though, someone who believes in "The Man In The Sky". Much to the annoyance of my local street preacher...

Orson Welles On Cold Reading

Here is the "War Of The Worlds" guy raging war on the "other world"! See what I did there?!
I made a very poor joke, that's what. Anyway, let 'em have it Orson baby...

Dear God!

I'm not going to bloody confessional here...

"Bless me Father for I have sinned."

"On your knees then..." (Ah the jokes are endless!!)