31 May 2011

Name That Pun...


Any takers...?

29 May 2011

Withnail & R2

Ah the perfect student mash-up! When an out-of-work droid finds himself far from his natural habitat of Camden, thrown deep into a galaxy far far away, it does nothing to dampen his quest for cake, tea and the finest wines available to humanity...



"Of course he's the fucking farmer!"
If you fancy the next installment, with Danny as Yoda and his camberwell carrot, then click HERE.

23 May 2011

Firelight

Yes, I'm sad, but I've found another cool lamp! And yes, as always, there's bad news... it's 130 Euros. If you're crazy and rich, then go buy it HERE! (Buy me one too!)

17 May 2011

Why Do Birds Sing?

Now an absolutely lovely rendition of a Carpenter's classic from Welsh TV...



I almost wet myself every time I watch this, (and get very very strange looks off the missus in the process). Click through to youtube to find more silliness from the hilarious John Sparkes.

14 May 2011

I Whip My Head Back And Forth

Bit of Russian talent now, nothin I'm sure to do with their nuclear spillages in the past.
I did this once as well, whilst watching Chris Tarrant on TV. I couldn't find the remote.



Prr-tshh!!!!!

12 May 2011

Canine Capers

Another silly clip! Comes courtesy of our horror friend Dr Cyclops.
(Don't worry, the dog don't get torn up or anything nasty!)



The comments are just as silly too, quite a little row starts all because of this one someone put:
THIS IS FAKE!!!!!! THE DOG ISN'T ACTUALLY TALKING!! I CAN TELL BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN DOGS IN PERSON AND THEY JUST GO WOOF AND SUCH. FAKE FAKE FAKE!!

10 May 2011

It's Festival Time

Yes yes, it's time to get on your wellies and get dancing in that muddy field!
No thanks. Did it once, and even wore only a bloody bandana on my head with bovva boots and ripped black jeans, flashing my skinny bits to Rolf Harris and Jamiroqui. Nice.
Anyway, here's a marvellous song about why it's a good idea to stay away from the whole affair.




I love this song! It almost made it onto my Desert Island Discs! In fact this clip made me stop hating Adam & Joe, I love 'em now. Check out their BBC 6Music podcast on itunes, it's a belter.

6 May 2011

Twat Of The Week

I had a fantastic image of a sexually repressed deviant posing in ill-fitting, ill-fashioned clothes lined up for today, but I just came across this video of quite a bigger twat indeed. Watch this coke-fuelled rant and tell me you don't want to punch him in the face...



How can anyone talk so much without saying a single iota of value is beyond me.
What a twat.

3 May 2011

I Wanna Wal*Mart!!

Just found one of the most addictive websites going! Oh, quite a claim, I know.
Click on PEOPLE OF WALMART to giggle at the over-weight, over-dosed, and over-dressed patrons of America's finest supermarket! I really need to stop looking, mm, maybe...

1 May 2011

Just Did It.

Shopping For Time!

Seen a really cool clock...


It's available in about eight colours and also available in german, english, french, italian, dutch, russian, danish, swedish, arabic, swiss german and spanish. Mama mia!!
Buy it from HERE. Oh by the way, it's £885. Did I mention that?
Nevermind, I was pissed off too.

Hardcore Parkour

Is it silly? Yes! Is it funny? Yes! Then stick it on!
Can't help thinking I wanna be in this little clip too...