(I almost called this post "Crumpet For Paedos" ...but that would be just wrong!)
"Oh I love kids. Mind, I couldn't eat a whole one!" ...an old joke which does't seem to have been heard by the following guys! The strangest thought that springs to my mind is that it looks like they've started eating it from the bottom. The dirty perverts.
Funnily enough I cut my two year old sons hair today with my wallpaper scissors, and managed to finish without cutting his ear (unlike last time). Well done me! But watching this has made me cringe quite a lot! By the way, is this a Victoria cake? Only it looks distinctly like a boy to me.